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EmperorZen
Co-Leader
Posts : 501
Join date : 2009-06-29
Age : 30
Location : California, The Good 'ol U.S. of A
| | Subject: Re: JOKES Mon May 24, 2010 9:13 pm | |
| Many kids piss their names in snow. Chuck Norris pisses his name through concrete. | |
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pureownage
Bronze Member
Posts : 109
Join date : 2010-03-27
Age : 28
Location : Char, droppin' some nukes on the Zerg
| | Subject: Re: JOKES Fri Jun 11, 2010 5:35 pm | |
| Chuck Norris doesn't comb his hair. it stays in place out of fear. | |
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EmperorZen
Co-Leader
Posts : 501
Join date : 2009-06-29
Age : 30
Location : California, The Good 'ol U.S. of A
| | Subject: Re: JOKES Fri Jun 11, 2010 10:20 pm | |
| Chuck Norris doesn't have to read. He just stares down a book until he gets the info he wants. | |
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Crstta
Member
Posts : 25
Join date : 2010-06-09
Age : 31
Location : The Moon!
| | Subject: Re: JOKES Sat Jun 12, 2010 12:09 pm | |
| When Chuck Norris does push ups, he doesn't push up, he pushes the world down. | |
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pureownage
Bronze Member
Posts : 109
Join date : 2010-03-27
Age : 28
Location : Char, droppin' some nukes on the Zerg
| | Subject: Re: JOKES Sat Jun 12, 2010 12:46 pm | |
| Chuck Norris rides the horse, even in Soviet Russia. | |
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EmperorZen
Co-Leader
Posts : 501
Join date : 2009-06-29
Age : 30
Location : California, The Good 'ol U.S. of A
| | Subject: Re: JOKES Sat Jun 12, 2010 5:40 pm | |
| When you call people on a phone, a voice comes out of the phone. When you call Chuck Norris on the phone, a fist comes out of the phone. | |
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pureownage
Bronze Member
Posts : 109
Join date : 2010-03-27
Age : 28
Location : Char, droppin' some nukes on the Zerg
| | Subject: Re: JOKES Sun Jun 13, 2010 1:57 pm | |
| Chuck Norris has a third fist hidden under his beard. | |
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EmperorZen
Co-Leader
Posts : 501
Join date : 2009-06-29
Age : 30
Location : California, The Good 'ol U.S. of A
| | Subject: Re: JOKES Sun Jun 13, 2010 4:05 pm | |
| Chuck Norris is so tough, he sued the guy who made the first Chuck Norris joke. | |
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pureownage
Bronze Member
Posts : 109
Join date : 2010-03-27
Age : 28
Location : Char, droppin' some nukes on the Zerg
| | Subject: Re: JOKES Sun Jun 13, 2010 6:39 pm | |
| when Chuck Norris gets his mail, he doesn't go get it. it comes to him. | |
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pureownage
Bronze Member
Posts : 109
Join date : 2010-03-27
Age : 28
Location : Char, droppin' some nukes on the Zerg
| | Subject: Re: JOKES Fri Aug 06, 2010 9:19 am | |
| starcraft reference!
Chuck Norris doesn't need to construct additional pylons. | |
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Champ Slice
The Boss
Posts : 974
Join date : 2009-06-12
| | Subject: Re: JOKES Wed Aug 11, 2010 12:55 pm | |
| Lol,
Y'all know Alien vs Predator was s'pose to be Alien VS Predator VS Chuck Norris. But nobody wanted to pay 10$ for a 13 second movie. | |
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