School Stories!!!

So, I figured since School is back in session for most of us we could tell school stories about the funny/stupid/bad/random moments of our day.

Dude, in 6th period yesterday I LOL'D my ass off because this girl asked "a positive and a positive make a positive right?" She was dead serious. I cryed like for an hour.

Moar to come, but will you tell any stories?

Lol.

Is anybody gonna drop any school stories?

About a week ago.

My health teacher: Today we will learn about the stress management techniques. (end of class) > Okay, so I expect a 9 paragraph essay on all the stress management techniques by the end of the week.

Damn... He's good at removing stress from out lives... -.-

Lol,

I got jumped by six black kids the other day.

Ask me why.

lol, i got so happy today i fel to the floor shreiking, laughing, and foaming at the mouth xD.
more in depth~~~~~
I HATE MY GYM TEACHER BECAUSE SHE IS THE MOST EVIL OLD LADY EVER, AND SHE IS SO STRICT AND EVIL. so my homeroom, the other gym teacher who is more awesome, told me that she would be teaching gym on wednesdays along with the other person. this made me happy as... idk why, but it caused in a high pitched squeal of happynes, and then i laughed because of said noise, which resulted in a real life roflmao which lasted 10 minutes

Lol,

Both were my teachers.

http://badbadteacher.com/jessica-kelley/

http://badbadteacher.com/alison-mosbeck/

and we had 2 other teachers accused of sexual activities with students earlier this week.

Good for you JoeCool. You just have to believe in yourself.
Stories:
Well in band yesterday before the Home game, my friend andrew was playing guitar hero like on medium i think. It was his first time and he was just losing really bad. And then the drum major pushed him off the chair and T bagged him. It makes me glad I didnt play cause i never played either.

Sounds like a very homo filled moment. ;D

^This

Yeah. I just left after that cause they might have asked me if I wanted to play.

One of the students in my school was beating up the teacher...eesh. The teacher had to leave because of an "unsafe environment".

WTF ZEN?!?!?!?!?!?!?!

If teachers get into fights here they go to jail, no matter what. Some rule about incidentally provoking is not tolerable.

Lmfao, this is really cruel but I don't have to feel bad because I didn't cause it.

My english class was full of a bunch of punks today, noone would shut the hell up. Finally my teacher started getting pissed and threatening to hold us back. The other students constantly kept egging her on. By the end of the class she was sitting in her chair whispering "I love teaching" "I love teaching" to herself...

My English teacher is kinda mean, but we like to bug her by calling her nice. Also she hates the words "Extra Credit" so we say that to

About a week ago my art teacher is teaching us how to shade she puts a paper on the over head titled "Stroking techniques" lol

Lol,

This one girl actually asked this dude in the middle of class if he wanted a blowjob. She has her earphones on real loud, so she didn't know the class was like really quiet.

LMAO!

Best thing ever!

Black Chaos wrote:

Lol,

This one girl actually asked this dude in the middle of class if he wanted a blowjob. She has her earphones on real loud, so she didn't know the class was like really quiet.

LMAO!

Best thing ever!

That happens to my friend. Not that exactly, but he has headphones on and then he is all super loud.

@ NiteLite:
....s'rong with your school?

@ Chaos:

She wasn't fighting the students, the students were harassing her. So she quit.

@ Other guy:

That's kind of messed up. YOu guys shortened her life-span...lol.