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PostSubject: Re: JOKES   Mon May 24, 2010 9:13 pm

Many kids piss their names in snow. Chuck Norris pisses his name through concrete.

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PostSubject: Re: JOKES   Fri Jun 11, 2010 5:35 pm

Chuck Norris doesn't comb his hair. it stays in place out of fear.
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PostSubject: Re: JOKES   Fri Jun 11, 2010 10:20 pm

Chuck Norris doesn't have to read. He just stares down a book until he gets the info he wants.

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PostSubject: Re: JOKES   Sat Jun 12, 2010 12:09 pm

When Chuck Norris does push ups, he doesn't push up, he pushes the world down.
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PostSubject: Re: JOKES   Sat Jun 12, 2010 12:46 pm

Chuck Norris rides the horse, even in Soviet Russia.
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PostSubject: Re: JOKES   Sat Jun 12, 2010 5:40 pm

When you call people on a phone, a voice comes out of the phone. When you call Chuck Norris on the phone, a fist comes out of the phone.

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PostSubject: Re: JOKES   Sun Jun 13, 2010 1:57 pm

Chuck Norris has a third fist hidden under his beard.
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PostSubject: Re: JOKES   Sun Jun 13, 2010 4:05 pm

Chuck Norris is so tough, he sued the guy who made the first Chuck Norris joke.

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PostSubject: Re: JOKES   Sun Jun 13, 2010 6:39 pm

when Chuck Norris gets his mail, he doesn't go get it. it comes to him.
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PostSubject: Re: JOKES   Fri Aug 06, 2010 9:19 am

starcraft reference!

Chuck Norris doesn't need to construct additional pylons.
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PostSubject: Re: JOKES   Wed Aug 11, 2010 12:55 pm

Lol,

Y'all know Alien vs Predator was s'pose to be Alien VS Predator VS Chuck Norris. But nobody wanted to pay 10$ for a 13 second movie.

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