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PostSubject: JOKES   Sun Jan 24, 2010 11:02 pm

Post jokes here.

I'll start off.


Why does Rihanna sing "To the left, to the left"?











Because black people don't have rights.

Ba-dum, Crash! No offence to you Africans.

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PostSubject: Re: JOKES   Thu Apr 08, 2010 10:43 pm

I forgot I had this.

What, you all hate jokes? Or just don't like black jokes? Or just don't like blacks?

I double post for the activity....

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PostSubject: Re: JOKES   Sat Apr 10, 2010 7:39 am

That's funny.

Why aren't mexicans in the olympics?

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PostSubject: Re: JOKES   Sun Apr 18, 2010 9:15 pm

Because they're too good at jumping walls and posts?
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PostSubject: Re: JOKES   Mon Apr 19, 2010 4:02 pm

1. All there runners jumpers and swimmers are over here.

2. Grass cutting isn't a sport.

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PostSubject: Re: JOKES   Tue Apr 20, 2010 8:13 pm

oh he went there. Alright now heres mine: there is a scientist from Poland, Russia, Australia, and America at a meeting. the Polish scientist says, "We are the most advanced country. We can take a kidney out of one man, put it in another, and have him looking for work in six weeks."
Then the Russian scientist says, "Oh please, zat iz nozing. Ve can take lung out of von man, put it in anozzer, and have him looking vor work in four weeks."
The Australian scientist says, "Thats nothing compared to us! we can take a half a heart out of one man, put it in another, and have them both looking for work in two weeks."
Then the American Scientist says," Ha! we're better than all of you. We took a black guy out of Illinois, put him in office, and had everybody looking for work!"
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PostSubject: Re: JOKES   Wed Apr 21, 2010 6:09 pm

Lol. Grreatest Obama joke of all time!

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PostSubject: Re: JOKES   Thu Apr 22, 2010 2:27 pm

Champ Slice wrote:
Lol. Grreatest Obama joke of all time!

thank you, thank you, i'll be here all week lol
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PostSubject: Re: JOKES   Thu Apr 22, 2010 9:57 pm

Nice Obama joke!

Still don't get how everyone thinks Obama is doing a bad job though. Many people were out of jobs while Bush was in office, and no body really hated. Now everybody pins it on the black man, and he's been in office for... 4 to 5 months?

I got another one...

Why do black people have black skin, but their under arms, hands and feet are so light?

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PostSubject: Re: JOKES   Fri Apr 23, 2010 6:03 pm

...No clue? Why?

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PostSubject: Re: JOKES   Mon Apr 26, 2010 6:30 pm

Because they were on all fours when god spray painted them.

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PostSubject: Re: JOKES   Wed Apr 28, 2010 8:22 pm

now that was a good one. aight i got another:

once there was a Zebra who didn't know if he was black with white stripes, or white with black stripes. When he died and went to Heaven, he asked St. Peter, " Am I black with white stripes, or white with black stripes?"

St. Peter said, " I am not the the one who can tell you that. You should go ask God about that."

So the Zebra went to find God. When he did, he asked God the same question he asked St. Peter. God then said, "You are what you are."

The Zebra then went back to St. Peter and told him what God said. "Oh, so you are white with black stripes," said St. Peter.

The Zebra said, " How do you know?"

St. Peter replied, " Well, if you were black with white stripes, God would have said,'You is what you is.'"
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PostSubject: Re: JOKES   Sun May 02, 2010 3:55 pm

Lol! That was pretty good.

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PostSubject: Re: JOKES   Wed May 05, 2010 7:13 pm

heh thanks. i just heard a new one today and its freakin hilarious. okay here it is:

Right after Al qaeda crashed the planes into the World Trade Center, they got a call from the Japanese. The Japanese said," Oh, you so stupid! We already try that remember? We drop thousands of bombs on Pearl Harbor, and thought we won. Then they come to our land, drop TWO bombs, and now our penises small."


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PostSubject: Re: JOKES   Wed May 05, 2010 7:32 pm

Hm... I don't get taht one. Could you elaborate? Is it because the radiation messed up japanese penises or something?

And plus, it was not the Iraqis that bombed the Americans. You might want to look into that more... so, your facts were a little messed up...

I got one....

What is the difference between a Mexican, and a bench???

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Dude, I love the quotes you got in your sig. Specially the one by unknown.






A bench can actually support a family.

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PostSubject: Re: JOKES   Thu May 06, 2010 1:18 pm

yes, its the radiation that did it. I also realized that it was al qaeda that did the bombing, sorry bout that. btw nice mexican joke, and thnx for positive on my quotes.
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PostSubject: Re: JOKES   Thu May 06, 2010 5:18 pm

Lol, you can also use that for black people.

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PostSubject: Re: JOKES   Thu May 06, 2010 7:35 pm

What did the little German boy get for Christmas Day?









An Easy-Bake oven and a G.I. Jew.

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PostSubject: Re: JOKES   Sun May 09, 2010 8:30 am

LMFAO

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PostSubject: Re: JOKES   Sun May 09, 2010 2:08 pm

Why are black people such good runners?








Because the slow ones are in jail.

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PostSubject: Re: JOKES   Tue May 11, 2010 3:40 am

Racist jokes weow.

What does a black man and a soda machine have in common?





They both don't work and always take your money.
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PostSubject: Re: JOKES   Tue May 11, 2010 7:22 am

LOL! Nice!

But yeah, maybe we should lay off on these jokes for now... I look at every one and they all target some poor pathetic race.... not that the races are pathetic or anything....

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PostSubject: Re: JOKES   Fri May 21, 2010 10:18 pm

awww but racsist jokes are da best! How about a Chuck Norris joke?

Jesus can walk on water, but Chuck Norris can swim through land.
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PostSubject: Re: JOKES   Sat May 22, 2010 6:15 am

Uh-oh we've entered my territory.....

Chuck Norris can believe it's not butter.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x5h2_eIzoYU

Chuck Norris talked to that guy before he got his coffee.

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PostSubject: Re: JOKES   Sun May 23, 2010 8:59 am

hehe i got another one:

Many ninjas wish to grow up and be like Chuck Norris. Instead, they grow up to be killed by Chuck Norris.
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